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Scott Walker promises he'll spit on teachers and punch firemen ahead of recall election
6/5/2012 9:01 AM Matt Rock
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker (R) is in the hot seat today as voters head out to the polls in a hotly-contested and bitterly-fought gubernatorial recall election against Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett (D).
Walker briefly reminded his supporters what it is they're fighting for while addressing them at a polling place in the State, insisting that if his campaign manages to survive today's election, he's going to “ramp it up” and really go after the enemies of Wisconsin that started the whole mess: public workers and their unions.
“We can't forget that teachers, police officers, firefighters, librarians, road-workers, and other public workers are the scum of the Earth... the bottom of the moral barrel,” Walker explained. “If you graciously allow me to keep my public-sector job, I promise to do everything in my power to make sure these evil, dirty, vile, despicable public-sector workers lose theirs.”
Walker was rather cryptic while explaining what he'd do specifically with his office. “I can tell you that I'll happily spit in the faces of teachers and librarians, and anyone else that wants to force our children into liberal dogma studies, you know, like learning about evolution or tolerance for gays or women. Every day, I'll call a random cop or fireman into my office, and punch them in the mouth or kick them in the crotch, because that's all they're good for. And after I do this for a few years, I'll probably run for President in 2016 or 2020, and bring my crotch-kicking, face-spitting tactics to the national stage.”
“No groin is safe, no face is too dry, no public worker is safe. That's my new motto today. I won't rest until every one of these socialists is brought to saliva-drenched, watery-eyed justice! So vote for me, Wisconsin. Together, we can put the `ice' back in `police,' one ding-dong at a time!” - Return to Previous Page
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