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Romney gets starring role in Reagan-based sequel to “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”
6/7/2012 3:10 PM Matt Rock
If Mitt Romney loses the 2012 election to President Obama, Hollywood has just given him a career to fall back on: actor. PTP confirmed moments ago that the former Massachusetts Governor and presumptive GOP presidential nominee has been offered a starring role in “Ronald Reagan: Zombie Slayer,” which is due to begin filming in 2013.
The film is a sequel to a new movie about to be released called “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.” In the sequel, Romney will take on the role of Ronald Reagan in 1966, when he was approximately 55 years old. Executives pitching the film say that Romney has the perfect ideological views for the role, coupled with “a look that screams `Reagan,' which is good, because this movie will have lots of screaming.”
SPOILER ALERT! The plot of the film pits Ronald Reagan (Romney) against a horde of zombies created by a mad scientist. Reagan must fight off the zombie army in an old abandoned military base, wielding a fireman's ax, a chainsaw, a couple of pistols, and a rolled-up copy of the Constitution.
ANOTHER SPOILER ALERT! PTP has confirmed that after a massive climactic battle scene, Reagan (Romney) will turn to the defeated mad scientist, grin, and say “Mr. Mad Scientist, I'm about to tear down that ass!” right before killing him off for good.
There is no official word yet as to which way Mitt Romney is leaning. We can confirm that he's read the script, and is due to issue a verdict in the next few days on whether he'll star in the film or not. Campaign insiders are telling us that Romney is very seriously considering the film, though, especially because some of his closest friends are studio owners. - Return to Previous Page
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