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Romney preparing for stunning reversal; will get “gay-engaged” to another man
7/31/2012 3:05 PM Matt Rock
If Mitt Romney is known for one thing, it's his willingness to completely rotate his views, 180º. But some analysts are saying that preparations being taken by the Romney campaign might be going too far: in an effort to win over the center that Romney has been struggling with, the presumptive GOP nominee is reportedly planning on leaving his wife, Ann Romney, long enough to get engaged to a man.
Sources inside the Romney campaign say that the former Massachusetts governor will pop the question sometime in October, just ahead of the 2012 presidential election in November. No one can confirm who the lucky man will be, though most sources do say that Romney has no intention of actually marrying a man.
“Mitt is really good at two things. Completely and utterly changing his stances at the drop of a hat, and pandering like it was going out of style,” said one campaign staffer. “We're going to use both of these to our advantage. We need to win over the radical right if we want to get out of the convention, but then we need to move to the center and siphon some of Obama's voters. It's going to be tricky business, for sure.”
Ann Romney is allegedly okay with the plan, agreeing to allow her husband to divorce her on the stipulation that they re-marry by December, and that Mitt buy her a whole new wardrobe, which Mitt does for Ann every three months regardless. However, now that PTP published this article, there's a slight possibility that none of this is going to happen. - Return to Previous Page
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