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Campgate! Obama buckles, reveals where daughters went to summer camp
8/19/2012 3:05 PM Matt Rock -
The long and controversial wait is finally over: President Obama has finally revealed the State where his daughters, Sasha and Malia, attended summer camp this year, admitting that he'd sent them to New Hampshire while he himself visited the State yesterday on the campaign trail.
“It's about time Obama stepped up and finally told the American people the truth about where he sent his daughters to summer camp,” said presumptive GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney. “This is something the American people wanted to know, and deserved to know. And I still think it's pretty ironic that the Obama campaign and their supporters keep demanding to see my tax returns, all while they dodged questions about what summer camp he sent his kids to. What are you hiding, Mr. President?”
Famed conservative radio host Bill Rushbeck proposed even more questions. “Sure, Obama `claims' his kids went to summer camp in New Hampshire, but where are the camp certificates? How can we be sure he didn't send his kids to a Taliban Madrasah to learn how to make improvised explosive devices? I'll tell you how. We can't! And until we get answers on this, everyone that votes for Obama is a terrorist and a commie!”
In a related story, a recent poll showed that 90% of Americans said that they believe the wrong questions are being asked during this presidential campaign, that the media spends entirely too much time worrying about non-issues, and that both campaigns are guilty of dodging important subjects while attacking each other on merits that no one anywhere actually cares about. We'd offer more on this subject, but our team here at PTP is too busy preparing a story about a cute kitten named Princess that saved a plush stuffed dog from a burning building. - Return to Previous Page
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