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Sarah Palin outraged by Obama's Correspondents Dinner remarks, says she's “tasty”
4/29/2012 8:45 PM Matt Rock -
Former half-term Alaska Governor Sarah Palin lashed out earlier today against President Obama, who made a brief joke about John McCain's 2008 running mate at the White House Correspondents dinner on Saturday evening. The President asked what the difference was between a hockey mom and a pit bull, saying “a pit bull is delicious,” a reference to his having admitted to eating dog meat as a young child while visiting Indonesia. Palin, however, didn't find the joke even remotely funny.
“You know, this is just the sort of thing I've come to expect from Obama, playing down all the important stuff hockey moms do every day, and saying we don't taste good,” Palin told to a gaggle of press. “How dare he say dogs are more tasty than us hockey moms?! Maybe if the President paid a visit to the real America, he'd know a thing or two about what we taste like, you betcha!”
Palin winked three times before continuing. “I don't know how to read into this, don't-cha-know. Is the President admitting he's a cannibal? I mean, how else could he have eaten a hockey mom? Todd [Palin] told me the President may have been referencing some devious heathen sexual act, too, don't-cha-know. Is that the sort of perverted Muslim lunatic you want in the White House?”
“But getting back to my earlier comment, you know, this president can't say hockey moms aren't more delicious than pitbulls. You just aren't cooking us right. A little paprika, a pinch of basil, and curated in rosemary and garlic salt, and we're way better than any household pet. I've never eaten dog meat before, though, so I can't be sure. But if they taste anything like the wolves I've shot from helicopters, then yes, hockey moms are more delicious, you betcha!” - Return to Previous Page
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