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PTP uncovers unused Obama campaign slogans for 2012
4/30/2012 8:06 PM Matt Rock
President Obama's reelection campaign recently revealed their new campaign slogan for 2012, replacing “Hope” and “Change” with another one-word idea: “Forward.” After several hours of dumpster rummaging, bribing senior-level Obama campaign strategists, and selling four pounds of pot to a group of Secret Service agents, PTP was able to uncover this unedited list of other slogans the Obama campaign considered using. Enjoy!
Obama: Not George W. Bush
Whatever, like McCain could have done better
Mitt Romney is an asshole
Bin Laden got pwned!
Healthcare, whether you want it or not
Four more years of your email inbox getting clogged with messages from the President! Yay!
Once you go black...
Detroit is still making shitty cars, woot!
Not born in Kenya... seriously
If Lindsey Lohan can make a comeback, so can Obama!
Again, Mitt Romney? Total asshole
It's a dog-eat-dog world. Shouldn't your President know what dog tastes like?
He'll organize your community fools!
Michelle Obama: putting an end to fat people stuffing their fat faces
No, he really does have accomplishments. Stop watching Fox News and Google something!
If Sarah Palin hates him, he can't be all bad
Obama: too conservative for Liberals, too liberal for Conservatives, and perfect for America! - Return to Previous Page
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