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PTP finds a list of unused Romney campaign slogans
5/2/2012 11:38 AM Matt Rock
On Monday night, PTP published a list of unused slogans that the Obama campaign considered, before finally settling on “Forward.” Since then, we've been searching to find all of the slogans that the Mitt Romney campaign considered, too. But using paper-shredder skills that Romney developed during his book-cooking days at Bain Capital, most of those ideas were lost. It took a reconstruction team nearly seven full hours to compile the list we're about to present to you here. But, without further ado, here is a full list of the top slogans the Romney campaign nearly went with. Bon appetit!
Manufactured in Detroit, WITHOUT bailout money
Strapping America to the roof of a car and speeding down the highway of freedom!
Mr. Burns 2012
Because closing factories is hilarious!
60% mannequin. 40% cyborg. 100% American!
Elect Romney. Give Corporations a voice in Washington. They're people, too!
Because a real job creator hires people to count his money for him!
It's his turn, isn't it?
He watched “Hunger Games” and got inspired for a camping trip. Elect this guy!
Mormon Space Jesus told him to run
Obama has Clooney and De Niro. I have Ted Nugent and Kid Rock. Point, set, match!
Do I LOOK like a Kenyan Muslim socialist to you? I didn't think so
Because every American deserves a car elevator
I'm too big to fail
Did you dislike Bush's two terms? Do you remember why? Neither does Mitt Romney! - Return to Previous Page
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