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After 500k per month job recovery claim, Romney sets more standards for Obama
5/5/2012 10:30 AM Matt Rock -
GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney claimed yesterday that America's job recovery should boast 500,000 new jobs each month, criticizing President Obama's 14 consecutive months of private sector job growth, even though it is highly rare for America to produce even 400,000 jobs per month. And Romney isn't stopping there. During an interview with PTP this morning, the former Governor explained a number of other fields where President Obama could be doing better, in his opinion.
“Why hasn't this President ended AIDS yet?” asked Romney. “He's been in office for nearly four years, and he hasn't stopped one of the worst diseases the human race has ever faced? What? No, I haven't heard of the `Berlin Patient,' is that a movie? Oh... they found a potential cure for AIDS using stem cell research? Well... uh... it's not like Obama was in the laboratory, mixing vials and whatever else scientists do. So yeah, he could have cured cancer in his four years... he obviously didn't.”
Romney then turned a critical, cynical eye toward Obama's record on energy. “People point out to me that Obama has opened up more domestic, Federal lands to oil exploration and drilling than any President in the history of the United States. But if you ask me, that isn't good enough. Why hasn't the President found a way to harness antimatter and use that to create electricity and automotive power? Why doesn't every American have solar paneling on their roofs? Green president my butt!”
But Romney's harshest critiques came with regards to technological growth since 2009. “I don't understand why my car isn't flying itself, why I can't head down to Wal-Mart or some other peasant shop to buy a jet pack, or why we haven't replaced our entire armed forces with terminator-style cyborg robots, that shoot lasers from their eyes and can crush an encyclopedia into dust with their cold, steel, hydraulic fingers. This President has failed us technologically, just as he has in every other sense. It's time for a brighter, Skynet-driven future!” - Return to Previous Page
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