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Didn't see Rick Santorum's email endorsement of Mitt Romney? PTP has it here!
5/9/2012 10:33 AM Matt Rock
Former GOP candidate Rick Santorum officially endorsed presumptive GOP nominee Mitt Romney in an email message to his campaign's supporters monday night. But unless you've been getting emails from Santorum this whole time, you couldn't have read it... until now. Exclusive to PTP readers, here is the full message from Rick Santorum's email that endorsed Mitt Romney:
Dear Catholics, and not-so-dear non-Catholic heathens,
I'm Rick Santorum. You probably remember me from the 2012 Presidential campaign, when I was working toward bringing the voice of God into the White House, and the fist of God into the lives of every American, whether they wanted it or not. I'm writing to you today to ask that you go out and vote for Mitt Romney, not because he's a good man, or an honest man, or a man of God (he believes in that wacky Mormon space Jesus), but because, well, he's the last man standing.
I would have liked to see anyone else – literally, “anyone” else – win the GOP nomination. Mitt Romney really is a walking, talking caricature of what people think of when they think of Republicans; a gaffe-prone, out-of-touch millionaire that would euthanize the poor if given the opportunity. But Mitt Romney is what we've been left with, and believe me, we really did, as a party, try to nominate “every other person” in the GOP to run against Obama.
Romney wasn't the wisest candidate in this race. He wasn't the humblest, or the most sincere, or the most passionate. But what Mitt Romney lacked in those characteristics that we consider human, he makes up for in being the tallest candidate in the primaries. And also, he's the richest, ahead of the rest of us by gobs and gobs of money. He's so rich, he hires people to count his money, and even they couldn't tell you exactly how much he has. He really is a robo-dork, though. And this is coming from a guy whose only ever had sex to produce babies, and wears a sweater vest over his pajamas!
I'd love to see someone else win our party's nomination. Anyone else. But Mitt Romney is what we've been left with, so Mitt Romney is what I need to endorse. Will he be better as your President than Obama has been? I honestly doubt it. The only reason I haven't endorsed Obama, to be perfectly honest, is because I'm still in that process of settling down from the primaries, and I don't want a media circus pestering me day in, day out. So instead, I'm endorsing Mitt Romney. He isn't the next best thing, and I would never endorse him otherwise, but, well, tacos.
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