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Palin applies for citizenship in Hungary, tries to prove she's crazier than Bachmann
5/11/2012 9:29 AM Matt Rock -
In the feud between Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann over which is the craziest radical Conservative female in the United States, Alaska's former half-term Governor just scored a major victory over the wild-eyed Minnesotan when she applied for dual-citizenship in Hungary, not long after Bachmann had put a similar application into Switzerland.
But while Bachmann quickly withdrew her application for dual-citizenship, Palin told reporters this morning that she's committed to her decision. “I only just realized I could become a citizen in multiple countries, don't-cha-know, and so I looked at this thing Todd showed me called a `map,' and found a country called `Hungary.' If I'm going to help a country, I should help one that's starving, right? So I applied for citizenship in Hungary, where I have some really good ideas to help them solve their food problems, you betcha!”
After a few moments of hearty laughing, journalists started asking Palin what sorts of ideas she had for solving Hungary's hunger problems. “Well, for starters, did you know there are countries called `Turkey' and `Chile' out there in this big world God created for us? I know, I laughed too, who knew right? So we just need Turkey and Chile to send food to Hungary, and that alone will take care of a lot of their hunger problems. Germany has a city called Hamburg, too. So this could be an international effort to get food to the people of Hungary. I can see Canadian bacon from my porch!”
Palin had other ideas for solving Hungary's apparent food crisis, too. “Hungary is in the country of Europe, right? And Europe is filled with Obama-like socialists. So why don't we pack up Hungary and move them to North America? They wouldn't be illegal immigrants, either, because, you know, we could grant them citizenship, like Hungary will grant it to me. And England is in Europe, and I hear they speak English in England like they do in America, because Americans are awesome and taught our language to them. So Hungary probably speaks English too! It's a win-win!”
Meanwhile, Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán was quick to issue a statement to the American media in response to Palin's application for dual citizenship, which read as follows: “LOL WTF FML!” - Return to Previous Page
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