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John Boehner outraged after Anderson Cooper kicks “human barbie” off show
5/24/2012 3:14 PM Matt Rock -
House Speaker John Boehner said that he was “disgusted” when he learned that on Tuesday, famed CNN anchor Anderson Cooper, who now hosts a daytime talk show as well called “Anderson,” kicked a woman off of his program, calling her “dreadful.”
The woman was Sarah Burge, a British world record holder for having the most plastic surgeries ever, transforming her into a “human Barbie.” Cooper was disgusted by the woman's answers, later saying that he didn't want to offer her any more publicity and stating that he regretted having her as a guest on the program.
Boehner stated today that he was angered by Cooper's treatment of the guest, sobbing uncontrollably as we interviewed him. “People who take their appearance seriously enough to alter their bodies, or say, their skin color like me, are treated like second-class citizens by bigots like Anderson Cooper.”
“Sure, you might say that [Burge] looks like a super mutant, a real-life Toxic Avenger that no one on this Earth could possibly find attractive in the slightest. But under all of that botox, makeup, and silicone is a real woman, with real emotions and real feelings. You can't get plastic surgery to make you feel less in your heart. Believe me, I've tried. I'm sick to death of PTP and everyone else picking on me for crying every ten or fifteen seconds.”
“This is America, damn it. If this freakishly unattractive woman-thing wants to buy breast implants for her seven-year old daughter and teach her how to dance on a stripper pole, then damn it, she should. Once I dry my cheeks a bit, I'm heading right over to Congress and asking the Tea Party if they'll let me get a bill signed that would outlaw bigotry against people that want overpaid doctors to mutilate them with knives and drugs!” - Return to Previous Page
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