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Romney refuses to distance himself from Trump
5/30/2012 8:30 PM Floyd Harden
Mitt Romney yesterday defended his campaign’s relationship with billionaire turned TV reality star Donald Trump, despite the increasingly bizarre allegations being leveled at President Obama by Trump. Shortly after the Donald accused the President of being a Kenyan vampire who worships a cheese danish and secretly owns a string of laundromats in predominantly gay neighborhoods, Romney sat down for an interview with PTP to defend his Republican supporter.
PTP: Thanks for joining us, Governor Romney.
Romney: No need to be so formal. Call me by my first name: President.
PTP: But you’re not the -
Romney: And by the way, did you know that on my first day in office, I’ll repeal Obamacare, end unemployment and bring Adolph Hitler to justice?
PTP: Sir, Hitler is dead.
Romney: Obama! Dammit, I hate that grandstanding bastard!
PTP: I wanted to ask you about Donald Trump. How do you justify your relationship with a man who accuses the President of being a vampire?
Romney: Which President? President Romney or that show-off in the White House?
Romney: Obama? A vampire?! Well he just lost my vote!
Romney: Look, I can’t help it if Donald Trump caters to a fringe of the Republican Party that still believes I can get elected. The point is the man is as wealthy as he is rich. Besides, Donald Trump and I have a lot in common. We both had ourselves incorporated in order to legally become “people” and we both have irrefutable proof that Obama invented anthrax.
PTP: You really believe that, sir?
Romney: How should I know what I believe?! I’m sick of your gotcha questions!
PTP: Sorry, sir. Can you at least tell me if your association with Trump has led you to consider him for a position in a Romney administration?
Romney: Sure! Trump’s going to be my Secretary of Money.
PTP: You mean Treasury Secretary?
Romney: Nope. I’m putting him in charge of my new Department of Money. He’ll spend his days surrounded by sweet, sweet cash. I tell you what, I envy the guy. He’ll be doing what he does best while I’ll be, well, I’ll be President - Reagan willing, of course. - Return to Previous Page
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