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President Obama starts house fire in Chicago home during visit; bong involved
6/2/2012 3:15 PM Matt Rock -
The investigation into a fire that broke out last night in President Obama's Chicago home has been halted by Chicago authorities, after the Secret Service, many of whom reportedly had red eyes and continuously asked local authorities for Snapple and Funyuns, stated that the fire was accidental, a result gained from their own investigation.
The minor fire occurred at approximately 12:25 am, and was contained to only the home's garage. No one was injured during the fire, which was extinguished by a neighbor who rushed over to see if everything was okay. PTP has sought out that neighbor, one Scott Patton, 44, for an exclusive interview.
“I smelled smoke. It smelled like someone had lit a plastic skunk on fire,” explained Patton, who has been Obama's neighbor since Obama purchased the home in 2005. “When I looked out the window, I saw Barack and his Secret Service agents standing outside, laughing hysterically as a fire roared in their garage. So, I ran over with my fire extinguisher and put it out, and reprimanded them for being so careless.”
Patton says the President only laughed in response, asking if Patton had any chocolate, before the fire and police departments arrived. “I don't know what caused the fire, but I went back and saw the damage after the President left today. It looked to me like a big blue bong with the Presidential seal on it had fallen over, lighting some budget documents on fire. I hope to hell that isn't symbolic of anything.” - Return to Previous Page
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