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Romney campaign offers Amercia an offical sneak peak into recent typos
6/6/2012 10:46 AM Matt Rock
Mitt Romney's presidential campaign has been making big headlines recently with a string of unfortunate typos, misspelling “America” as “Amercia,” “Official” as “Offical,” and “Sneak Peek” as “Sneak Peak.” But today, campaign officials are saying that these errors are, quote, “on there weigh out teh door,” after Campaign Manager Matt Rhoades issued an order that campaign staff can no longer prep materials using their cell phones as of this upcoming Monday.
“No other campaign has ever used cell phones as heavily as ours has,” explained Rhoades during an interview this morning with PTP. “Up until now, they've played a quintessential role in how our staff has developed campaign materials, marketed our candidate through social media, and communicated with our supporters, our extended staff, and the press. But obviously, this isn't working for us. We've had far too many typos of late... this needs to stop.”
PTP caught up with Jennifer Olson, a mid-level campaign staffer working under Romney campaign Communications Director Gail Gitcho, who agreed to be interviewed by Pardon the Pundit. However, due to her tense schedule, she was only able to communicate with our staff via text messages.
“Its importnt 2 us th@ Mit is totes shown good on TV & media yo,” said Olson. “butt mistakes happpn bcuz spellchekr sofware dont work on our phones like it shud always. But Im pro ben doin dis on phones 4eva an I no my shit so why you evn talkin bout dis lamestrm media? WTF FML LOL!”
It wasn't until after our brief interview was concluded that PTP learned more about Jennifer Olson... she's a 16-year old high school student, working for the campaign at the insistence of her parents, who own a home next door to Romney Campaign Political Director Rich Beeson. Olson was hired in March to help focus Romney's message and articulate it to a younger, more human audience. Lik, 4real? - Return to Previous Page
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