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Kim Kardashian accepts terrorist's offer of 10 camels for info on President Obama
6/13/2012 8:34 PM Matt Rock -
Talentless reality TV fleabag Kim Kardashian is under investigation by the United States Secret Service after having reached out to Somali militant and wanted terrorist leader Fuad Muhammad Khalaf, offering information regarding President Barack Obama's “hideout.”
Khalaf, who leads the group al Shabab, recently offered 10 camels to the person that “reveals the hideout of the idiot Obama,” and 10 chickens and 10 roosters to whoever “reveals the hideout of the old woman Hillary Clinton,” after the US Government announced they'd pay $33 million for information that leads to Khalaf.
“I totally did it for the money, duh! I'm Kim Kardashian, everything I do is for the money,” explained Kardashian, who granted an exclusive interview with PTP in exchange for a $15 Old Navy gift card. “So I like, went on Google and shit, and found out the President lives at... uh, I forgot it already. But whatever, I emailed that guy, Fuckwad Muhammad Ali Kentucky Fried Chicken or whatever his name is, and I was like `yo, I totally have Obama's address! Pay me bitch!' He hasn't written me back yet. Where's my gift card?”
Kardashian went on to explain what she'd do with the camels should Khalaf pay up. “eBay, holla! I don't know how much a camel is worth though. I don't even know what a camel is. Is it, like, a car? A hat? I've never heard that word before. Whatever it is, though, I'm selling ten of them. And for a couple of extra Benjamins, or even... uh... who is that guy on the five? Whatever, if you pay me more, I'll totally have sex with one of them and let someone video tape me doing it, too. Sorry Kanye!” - Return to Previous Page
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