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Florida Congressional candidate's risque websites inspire Romney campaign
6/15/2012 10:05 AM Matt Rock -
Henry Radel III, a Floridian GOP candidate for the US Congress, was recently discovered to have owned a number of sexually-themed website domains, which he parked with ads, probably with the intent of selling the domain names to sexual content creators. And in a shocking twist, members of Radel's campaign staff are reporting that GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney has, after only a few conversations with Radel, decided to pursue the same business model.
“[Romney] told [Radel] that it was a brilliant way to raise money,” said one anonymous source inside Radel's campaign. “From what I could gather, Mitt plans on creating a whole bunch of sex sites, and funneling their profits into his campaign via his super PAC.”
PTP has learned that Romney plans to go much further than Radel ever did with his sexy domains, hiring a staff to actually cast porn stars and develop original pornographic content for his sites. However, Romney's Mormon faith prohibits pornography, as well as candy, soda, laughter, and sunlight. Therefore, Romney will not be looking at any of the content, or at least, that's what he plans to tell Ann Romney.
“We're going to create sexual adult content, but we don't want it to be too offensive. It has to be porn that Mitt Romney himself would find sexy,” said a Romney employee assigned to the porno project. “We're developing `sexyankle.com,' where all we're showing are women's ankles. `chicksinkennelsstrappedtocarroofs.com' will show off mostly nude women in dog kennels, strapped to car roofs. And my personal favorite, `sluttybenjamins.com,' shows women in skimpy clothing, and even partially and fully nude, rolling around on beds and floors littered with money. And we'll put Romney ads on every page, too, so you can get turned on and tuned in by Mitt Romney at the same time!” - Return to Previous Page
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