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George W. Bush “honored” by his cameo in “Game of Thrones,” doesn't mind the pike
6/14/2012 8:15 PM Matt Rock
Former President George W. Bush spoke out earlier today about his brief cameo appearance in the smash hit HBO series “Game of Thrones,” saying that he was “honored” by the scene, and telling reporters that he's a “huge fan” of the epic fantasy show... despite the rather gruesome manner in which he makes his way onto the camera.
“The Decider” was recently revealed to have been shown briefly in episode ten of the first season of the show, with his decapitated, long-haired head stuck onto a pike in the fictional capital city of King's Landing. The gruesome image is shown for only a split second, as the vile boy-King, Joffrey, shows his future bride, Sansa Stark, the head of her father, Ned Stark, and the head of Septa Mordane, Sansa's private tutor, who had earlier made a brave stand against the city's guards to protect Sansa as the city fell into turmoil amidst King Robert Baratheon's death.
“That show rules! Heh-heh-heh,” said George W. Bush, when a reporter asked him what he thought of his severed head's appearance on a pointy stick. “I don't care that I'm beheaded, really. I'm honored! It's totally cool! I've been watching `the game' since the beginning, and when I first saw myself up there, I had to check to make sure my body was still under my head. They make that shit so totally real! I wish they'd stick Cheney up there with me though, heh-heh-heh.”
Bush says that while he's happy about his grisly cameo in the wildly-popular show's first season, he does have a few requests for the show's creators. “Y'all need to show Catelyn Stark's boobies. Everyone else on `Game of Thrones' has been naked, why not her? She's a hotty! She kinda looks like Laura, don't she? And if y'all want me to show up in season three as a kick-ass knight with laser swords and a 1970's Chevy Camaro, I reckon we can make that happen too. But I wanna be the one that kills Joffrey. I totally hate that guy, heh-heh-heh.” - Return to Previous Page
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