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Second former Obama professor speaks out against the President
6/18/2012 9:16 AM Matt Rock -
Over the weekend, the media caught wind of a Youtube video made in late May by Roberto Unger, a former professor at Harvard Law who taught Barack Obama, who says that “President Obama must be defeated” because Unger believes he isn't progressive enough, and that if Romney were to win, it would somehow lead America into a new golden age of liberalism. And today, a second professor has come forward, opposing a second term for the incumbent Commander in Chief.
“Dude, Obama can't be President no more, man. His drug policies are like, a total bummer dude!” said Professor Ricky Phelps of Occidental College, better known on campus as “the Stoneman” for his fabled tradition of smoking pot with students. “When I knew him, he was stingy as hell with the reefer, bro! He had all these crazy rules about smokin', and now he's like, all fascist about pot. That shit ain't cool man, ain't cool!”
Phelps, a professor of American history, teaches a course on the peace movement of the 1960's and the youth culture that sprouted therein. Obama took his class as a freshman, and would smoke marijuana with Phelps “pretty much all night, every night,” according to one classmate, a story that Phelps himself confirms.
“Dude, Barry smoked more dope than like, any of my students, man. And now he's shutting down dispensaries and shit? You can pretend like you don't remember all the words to every song on Sgt. Pepper, `Barack,' but a bunch of us know better. Stop being the man, man! You want my vote? Come toke with me again!” - Return to Previous Page
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