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Government censors Google after Google reports being censored by governments
6/18/2012 8:24 PM Matt Rock -
The headquarters of Google Inc., located in Mountain View, California, was raided by government agents today, shortly after the search titan denounced an “alarming trend” of authorities censoring search results, through informal requests and by court orders. Authorities say the raid was carried out in an effort to censor Google from complaining publicly about censorship.
WARNING: THIS ARTICLE REDACTED BY THE GOVERNMENT. Don't fight us on this, PTP, or you'll be next!
“____ __ _____ ____ ___ _____,” said Senior Policy Analyst Dorothy Chou, the spokesperson who broke the news via an annual transparency report. “_____ ____ __ ___ ____ _____ _____ ____ ___ _____ __ _____ ___ ____ __ _ ___ ___ ____ ______ ___ ___ _____ _____ ___ ______ _______ ____ __ ____ ____ ____.”
Google CEO Larry Page was equally distressed when he learned of the raid. “____ ____ _____ __ ___ ____ ______! ____ __ ____ ___ _______ ___ ____ _ _____? ____ _____ _____ __ ____ ____ ______ __ _____ _______ ____ _______ __ ___ __ __ ______ ____ _____ ______ ___ ____ _______ _______ _____ ___ _______ ______ __ ___ _____ _____!”
Not everyone was bothered by the news, however: former GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum was excited about the government's intervention at Google. “I wish they were doing this back when I was a candidate. Googling my name still makes people laugh, and that simply isn't fair. And another thing... wait, why aren't my words appearing as black bars?! What? The government says I'm too lame to redact?! Aww, come on! PTP is hitting me TWICE today and I'm not even wearing a sweater vest! What the heck, guys? What the heck! FIDDLESTICKS!” - Return to Previous Page
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