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Iranian “massive cyber attack” was accidental; scientist was watching pornography
6/22/2012 8:15 PM Matt Rock
One day after state television in Iran reported a “massive cyber attack” against the government's nuclear facilities, officials in Tehran are admitting it was wholly accidental. According to their investigation, the attack they detected was not launched by the governments that oppose them, but through advertisements and malicious software that infiltrated their systems via pornographic websites.
The website the scientist was visiting has been revealed as “sexyankle.com,” a pornographic website owned by GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney (PTP broke the story of Romney's foray into the porno industry on June 15th, 2012). Authorities say that only two religions in the world consider showing a nude ankle to be pornographic -- Mormonism and radical Islam – and say that both think of ankle porn as the hottest form of pornography on the market.
“We have discovered that one of our scientists had visited a porno website owned by the American capitalist pig Mitt Romney, called `sexyankle.com,'” explained Iranian Dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in state TV speech. “Our system was inundated with pornographic pop-up ads, webcam videos of girls lying around on beds and couches, and advertisements for drugs that make your, you know, `privates' bigger. I put in seven orders for those pills. If they don't work, we will behead this scientist!”
Ahmadinejad paused, nodding and waving as if the people at home were applauding him. “Thank you! But I must also apologize to America and the West, and to the evil devils of in Israel. We accused you of hacking our computers, but it turned out to be our bad. Sorry about that! Our bad! Oh, and death to America!” - Return to Previous Page
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