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Obama cutting 36k death panel Obamacare jobs, evidence shows
7/24/2012 7:05 AM Matt Rock -
Alarming new evidence is emerging from conservative-leaning websites all across the web that the Obama administration is about to slash more than 36,000 federal jobs, a move that would massively expand the size of the federal government, raise taxes, and infringe on our freedoms, while also letting the terrorists win.
“This is pretty shocking stuff we're looking at here,” said William Murphy, a conservative blogger from Missouri. “Barry Obama is firing nearly forty-thousand death panel workers, before he even hired them! You think the stuff Mitt Romney did at Bain Capital was bad? I think firing people that are already unemployed is just about the lowest commie thing I ever done heard!”
“This guy wanted to youth-and-size my grandma, and he can't even do that right,” said another conservative blogger, via email. “I don't know what youth-and-size means, but it sounds pretty terrible. But I have to admit, I almost nearly supported Obama on that whole Death Panel thing. Meet my mother-in-law sometime and you'll see why!”
Liberal-leaning websites have yet to discuss this newest controversy, but a wholly different matter is brewing on the left, as those sites are reporting that President Obama hates America due to his love of the G8 and total disregard for emo music. - Return to Previous Page
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