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NC State Rep uncovers massive Planned Parenthood mafia connection
8/7/2012 8:05 PM Matt Rock
North Carolina State Representative Larry Pittman, a Republican on the state's Health and Human Services Appropriations Committee, recently managed to discover that Planned Parenthood is actually a front for a major mafia operation all throughout the United States. Pittman recently sent out an email in which he claimed Planned Parenthood is an organization that is profiting from “murder for hire,” and today, he showed America evidence that proves his accusations.
According to Pittman's extensive research, Planned Parenthood came under mafia influence sometime in the late 1960's, a fact that he backs by showing that a New Jersey woman visited a Planned Parenthood office in 1968, “probably for an abortion, because that's all they do there.” He then proved that the woman once dated a guy in high school, who later went on to marry a woman whose sister was friends with the daughter of a minister that once ate in a diner at the same time as a man whose second-cousin worked in a strip club that was visited by... you guessed it... a convicted mobster.
“It's obvious that this tightly-knit relationship between Planned Parenthood and organized crime hasn't gone anywhere since then, either,” Pittman says. “Tens of millions, maybe hundreds of millions of women have visited Planned Parenthood offices in the past hundred years. How many of those women had deep-seeded ties to major crime families and international syndicates? We have no way of knowing, but we can guess, and my guess is probably all of them.”
Pittman says the only way America can be certain that Planned Parenthood isn't offering services to the mafia is by shutting down the women's health and family planning organization entirely, on a national level. He believes doing so might also stop drug dealers, murderers, and Glee fans from also receiving services paid for by taxpayer money, but admits he doesn't have the data to back that theory up. - Return to Previous Page
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