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Trump Accuses Obama of Being a Martian
4/28/2011 10:22 PM Night Owl
A person close to potential presidential contender and Hair Club for Men spokesmodel Donald Trump today confirmed that the Donald is in possession of clear and irrefutable evidence that President Obama is an alien. The source, who wishes to remain anonymous because “Nowadays, Trump just loves to fire people!”, indicated that Trump has evidence linking Obama’s DNA to DNA found in a meteorite that crashed into Trump’s bathroom last week while the billionaire was being given a sponge bath by six prospective former wives. According to the source, the meteorite destroyed a vase from the Ming Dynasty, prompting Trump to threaten to sue gravity.
The source indicted that Trump, who has recently re-invigorated the birther movement by suggesting that Barack Obama has conveniently forgotten his own birth, had the meteorite tested on a hunch that it would prove to be the smoking rock that would once and for all confirm that Obama is not like the rest of us.
When asked to comment on this story, a spokesman for the President responded, “Barack Obama is too busy saving the country and secretly blowing up Libya to respond to allegations from a crazy megalomaniac with delusions of grandeur.
Trumps allegations have prompted the former Governor of Alaska and Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin to take time out from shooting things from a helicopter to record a video that she has posted on her Facebook page. In the video, Palin stops short of agreeing with Trump that Obama is a Martian but she does applaud Trumps efforts saying, “Donald Trump has more moxie than most other New York Jewish type, ya know, than those, uh, and when I say “moxie”, I refer to that age-old, uh, ya know, okay.”
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