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Romney reveals what his dream super power would be, says Obama's is “lame”
8/18/2012 7:05 AM Matt Rock -
Mitt Romney told an interviewer this morning that if he could have any super power of his choosing, he'd want the ability to sense the fears of those around him. Romney was responding to a question regarding President Obama, who recently told a radio station in Albuquerque, New Mexico that if he could have one super power, it'd be the ability to speak any language.
“If you ask me, Obama's super power would be pretty lame,” Romney answered. “I mean, why not buy Rosetta Stone? Besides, the president has, at his disposal, translators for every language spoken on Earth. Not that we should be surprised. He wants all of those translators out of work and suckling at the breast of big government!”
“He could have asked for eyes that shoot lasers, or invisibility, or the Force, or the ability to snap his fingers and produce wealth that he could then use to pay down the national debt, but instead, he asks for languages,” Romney continued. “It's clear Obama isn't our most creative president, that's for sure. Reagan would have asked for the ability to speak with the dead. Bush would have asked for the ability to speak at all. Obama's request simply doesn't compare!”
Romney paused for a brief moment to consider what his own super power might be. “I think, for me personally, I'd go with the ability to sense fear, and to know what the fear was. It would have really come in handy at Bain Capital, especially back in 2003, when we had this deal that... uh, did I say '03? I meant 1997. Anyway, it would have helped. And it'd be pretty great to have in the White House, too. Except when Putin is around. The only thing that guy fears is showing human emotion. Sort of like me!” - Return to Previous Page
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