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Joe Biden offends masses adopting numerous ethnic-sounding nicknames
9/2/2012 7:05 AM Matt Rock
After having referred to himself as “Joe Bidenopoulos” to a Greek man in Ohio on Friday, Vice President Joe Biden has been offending various ethnic groups all weekend, according to elements of the press pool that follows him during his campaigning efforts.
Saturday morning, Biden referred to himself as “Joey O'Brien” to a group of Irish voters, inviting them to “get shit-faced and eat cabbage” with him. The group seemed upset by Biden's comments, until he managed to pull a muscle while attempting to dance a jig, falling down comically to the audience's delight.
Less than an hour later, while speaking to a Japanese couple at another rally, Biden referred to himself as “Ji-o Bi-Dun-Li,” striking a Kung Fu pose and letting out a wild “awwwwooooh!” sound. The couple were infuriated by Biden's seemingly-racist greeting, but Joe apologized, saying his actions were “a huge fucking deal” and that he was “only trying to show” his “love for Chinese culture.”
Next up to bat came the Italians, when later Saturday evening, Biden told a group of Italian-American rally-goers that his “new name will be Joey Bidenuzzio,” and that “pasta should taste more like Beefaroni.” He also insisted that “Italian people should quote Mario Brothers in public more often,” noting that it was his favorite movie, while making no mention of the actual game.
Biden ended his tour of offensiveness this morning, when he asked a large group of Puerto Rican voters why they decided to leave Mexico, joking with African-American voters in the same audience that “it's because Obama is my dog, home boys!” President Obama dashed up on the stage, pulling Biden off behind a large curtain by the ear before returning to the podium to apologize for his Vice President's behavior. Biden was seen moments later crying and running off to his limo, but he did manage to not offend anyone during the jog. - Return to Previous Page
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