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Beer commercial characters endorsing Obama in droves
9/13/2012 8:32 PM Matt Rock
Jonathan Goldsmith, better known as “the most interesting man in the world” from Dos Equis commercials, will be holding a fundraiser on Tuesday at his home in Burlington, Vermont in support of President Obama's reelection campaign. And now, several other fictional characters from beer commercials are also standing up in favor of Obama winning a second term.
“I walked on the moon before Neil Armstrong made it cool. I went cross-country skiing, literally, from Los Angeles to New York, in the summer time. And now, I'm endorsing President Obama,” said Goldsmith. “America faces interesting problems. We need an interesting man to solve them. I know I've asked you to `stay thirsty, my friends,' but under Mitt Romney's plan, we'll all be thirsty – and hungry – when he destroys the economy.”
“Obama has been great for beer, and now beer gets to be great for Obama,” said Spuds MacKenzie, the retired Bull Terrier of Bud Light advertising fame. “I'm a dog. Obviously I'm not voting for Mitt Romney. Obama drinks beer and talks about beer every ten minutes. I don't know about you, but I'd say Obama has the best vision for America... blurry vision! And let's be honest, you need a serious pair of beer goggles to look at America these days!”
We tried to find famous mascots that are endorsing Mitt Romney, but it was a more difficult task. The only fictional character we could find that endorsed Mitt Romney was Willy Wonka, a reclusive and eccentric millionaire that physically abuses and even murders children and hires illegal immigrants from Oompa Loompa Land for borderline- slave labor in his sadistic factory. We chose not to ask him for his opinion. PTP tries to be a non-partisan site when possible.
We did, however, get one usable quote, from the Trix bunny. “I'm politically independent. I vote for the candidate that can trick the most people. This time around, it's Mitt Romney. Because let's face it, the guy is really good at tricking people! He's changed his opinions so many times, you might even say he's good at tricking himself! That sounds like the kind of guy I want running the country. I haven't been this excited to vote for someone since Bill Clinton ran, because I knew about the sex scandal way before the media did! Can I have that bowl of cereal now, or are you going to... dude! You're EATING IT?! What the hell, man!” - Return to Previous Page
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