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Presidental Dog: Purebred or Pure Fraud
5/10/2011 1:01 PM Kae
Concerned with preserving the bloodline standards established by his organization, Dennis Sprung, President and CEO of the American Kennel Club, initiated a movement requesting the White House reveal the registration papers of First Dog Bo Obama and WikiLeaks has responded.
A gift from Massachusetts Socialist Ted Kennedy, Bo was introduced to the American public as a Portuguese Water Dog, a breed which, according to the AKC, is known for its waterproof coat and swimming ability . Critics have noted that Bo may not be all that enthusiasts of the breed have come to expect. An explosive YouTube video shows footage of Bo fleeing the White House lawn shortly after the sprinklers turn on. With over 2 million hits in the first 24 hours, best-selling author and television personality Bill O’ Reilly can now add internet sensation to his resume.
“I guess I was just in the right place at the right time,” states O’Reilly. “I don’t regret posting it. The American public has a right to know.”
One of those YouTube hits came from Sprung, who received the link anonymously from O’ Reilly.
“It just doesn’t make sense,” Sprung said. “Portuguese Water Dogs earned their name for a reason. If the First Dog is afraid of water, there is a very real possibility he may not even be Portuguese.”
Sprung started an online campaign requesting the Obamas reveal Bo’s registration papers to the public. Calls and e-mails have inundated the offices of congressional representatives across the nation prompting the recent WikiLeak of registration papers many claim are a fraud.
When presented with copies of the WikiLeaked papers, Bo circled the evidence several times, then promptly relieved himself on them. Asked for comment, President Obama stated he was, “too busy cleaning up after Bush to pick up Bo’s shit too.” - Return to Previous Page
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