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Huntsman gets Facebook friend #12 in ramp-up to New Hampshire primary
1/9/2012 8:05 PM Matt Rock -
Moments ago, GOP presidential candidate Jon Huntsman banked his twelfth Facebook friend, when Sally G. Romero, 14, of Somerset New York, accepted one of the 7,219,432 friend requests Huntsman has sent out during the course of his campaign.
“What a glorious day for our campaign! I really think this shows the sort of upward momentum we can expect going into the New Hampshire primary tomorrow,” said Huntsman, who giddily phoned all nine of the reporters he's met during his campaign to relay the news. “This proves that I'm playing well in New York State, a liberal stronghold, and that I'm finally capturing that all-too elusive youth demographic! Sally can't vote yet, but if she could, I'd be kicking some serious butt! Suck it, Romney!”
Ms. Romero immediately posted three help requests to Huntsman's Facebook wall, asking the presidential candidate to aid her with her Farmville property, a challenge Huntsman was quick to accept. “See this? I'm helping harvest her crops! I think this shows – oh wow, where'd she get these cows? I want some! – that I'll be the sort of President that'll roll up his sleeves and get his hands dirty. It also proves my business acumen, I think. Farmville really is a great – ooh, bonus coins! – a great tool for preparing you to be the leader of the free world.”
Sally, whom we contacted via an instant message through Facebook, seemed to not realize who her newest friend even was. “D000d I have lik 4k friends on FB LOL! IDK all of them LOL! My dad says Huntsman is a T00l LOL! But hes totes helping my farm 4 real so like W/E Huntsman 4 Prez FTW LOL!” - Return to Previous Page
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