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Obama ‘Moonlighting’ for the Golden Arches
6/23/2011 7:12 AM Sal -
With the latest jobless rate numbers released this week, and the economic outlook for the nation continuing to look grim, it was discovered no one is immune to the financial crunch. Photos surfaced on Tuesday of President Obama in the standard blue shirt, black slacks and black baseball cap, all featuring the Golden Arches, standing back by the fryer at one of the McDonald’s D.C.-area restaurants.
“When Michelle and I sat down to go over our budget, much like our fellow citizens do each month, it was determined I needed to pick up a second job in order to make ends meet.” Obama commented while on break from his evening shift. “I would like to say more man, but my break is about over. I haven’t had my cigarette yet, and my boss LaShawnda is a real ball-buster about me being back at my station on time.”
“Yeah, he’s an okay worker,” LaShawnda Ryan, the 23-year old who has been managing her location for the past seven years, and President Obama for the last three weeks stated. “I wouldn’t say Barry’s great by any means. I really have to stay on him, especially when he is in charge of the grill. For example, when he starts going on about “Change” and how he thinks the Big Mac is an example of Capitalism which needs a new approach, I pretty much have to put him in his place. I don’t like to do it, but I ain’t losin’ my job for nobody. That shit just don’t fly around here!”
So is this where the United States is heading? The President, earning $400,000 per year, has to take a part-time job flipping burgers to pay the bills? If that is the case, our only hope is continued expansion of the McDonald’s corporation so that the rest of us can pick up part time jobs as well.
“Look,” retorted Obama. “We all have to tighten our belts here. That’s why if I am re-elected in 2012, I will... Oh man! Here comes LaShawnda! I gotta go!” - Return to Previous Page
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