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Medical care to be repealed
7/29/2011 8:57 AM Staff
In a stunning announcement today, President Obama revealed the repeal not only of what has become popularly known as “Obamacare,” but Medicare, Medicaid and the Veterans Administration health care system as well. Providing government run, or directed, healthcare has just become too much of a hassle for his administration as the reelection season begins. As a matter of fact, since they feel it would be unfair to have the young, rich or non-veterans receive medical care when those covered by the withdrawn programs were not, the administration said all medical care in this country will cease as of August 1st.
During the transition, all Americans will be given training in the new food guidelines, illustrated by a dinner plate symbol recently unveiled by the Department of Agriculture, and wished good luck and good health in the future. Those formerly engaged in the healthcare industry—doctors, nurses and other medical professionals—will be re-trained to work on the shovel ready projects that will form the basis of the administration’s new stimulus proposal to rev up the economy in time for the 2012 elections.
Polls are showing that the economy will be the number one issue with the voters. The administration believes that Americans want a robust economy even if they will be around for a shorter time to enjoy it. “Americans understand that individuals must sacrifice if we are to turn around this disastrous economy we inherited,” said an administration spokesman. “We do not feel a few years of life or comfort is too much to ask.”
There seems to be no truth to the rumor, however, that the President’s election slogan to replace 2008’s “Yes, we can,” will be “A healthier economy, an unhealthier you.” - Return to Previous Page
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