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Obama and GOP give Easter themed addresses
4/8/2012 4:05 PM Floyd Harden -
President Obama delivered his weekly address yesterday, focusing on the Easter holiday and the role religion plays in America. By contrast, Republicans in their weekly message accused President Obama of being the Antichrist.
In his remarks, the President described Easter as “a time for all Americans to come together to celebrate our religious diversity as Jews, Muslims, Christians and Decline-to-State as we all join hands and look to Heaven or to some other appropriately sacred place and prepare to go to the polls in November and re-proclaim me the one true messiah, uh, I mean, re-elect me the one true President Messiah.”
The Republican response to the President’s Easter message was delivered by Mary Fallin, Governor of Oklahoma, the state with the license plate frame that reads: “Oklahoma! We make Texas look like California and Arkansas look like Texas, though not the Texas we make look like California, just the regular Texas Texas that looks like Texas.”
In her address, Fallin accused the President of hypocrisy, then quickly went online to find out what Wikipedia says hypocrisy is. After making sure she was leveling a false accusation, Fallin said the President “lacks integrity, whatever that is, and prays to a fake God while having brunch instead of breakfast, dinner instead of supper and lunch instead of more breakfast or an early supper. If that’s not the Antichrist, I’m not the governor of Oklahoma, the state that makes Colorado look like New Hampshire.”
Later in the day, Press Secretary Jay Carney further blurred the line between religion and politics when he announced that the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt will double this year as a fundraiser. According to Carney, “The kid who finds the golden egg will be, uh, ‘encouraged’ by the Secret Service to donate two million dollars to the Super PAC that supports the President. Oh, and we’re gonna want that egg back, too.” - Return to Previous Page
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