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People head to primaries in several States, hope other candidates will appear on ballots
4/21/2012 10:30 AM Matt Rock -
Republican voters in five US States are heading out to primary polling stations on tuesday, despite Mitt Romney being declared the presumptive nominee, with his two remaining primary contenders, Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul, lacking any sort of delegate math that could carve for them a path to the convention. PTP headed out to New York, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Delaware this weekend to ask likely voters what they think of the GOP race as it winds down to a close.
“This [expletive] is [expletive] ridiculous. Why in the [expletive] am I [expletive] even [expletive] voting in this [expletive] stupid [expletive] [expletive] primary, [expletive]?” asked Mario Decarli, 49, of the Bronx, New York. “We already [expletive] know that Romney, that [expletive] [expletive], won this [expletive] primary. He's a [expletive] [expletive]! I ain't votin' for no [expletive] [expletive], [expletive] [expletive]! But Obama is a [expletive], Gingrich is a [expletive] [expletive], and Ron Paul is a [expletive] [expletive] [expletive], so I don't even know... [expletive] [expletive] me in the [expletive]!”
Pennsylvania's interviewed GOP primary voter, Samantha Brumfield, 59, of Allentown, was a bit more relaxed. “I really liked Rick Santorum. I voted for him as Senator, and I supported him in the primary, right up until he quit. I'm nearly 60 years old, and I've never once been [expletive] by a guy. Came close once. Couldn't close. So Mister Santorum seems like the perfect candidate for me.”
Meanwhile, PTP managed to find Connecticut's only Republican voter, George Loughlin, 57, of New Britain. “I'm a proud Republican standout in one of the bluest States in the nation. I've really thought this through carefully, and I've decided to not vote in tuesday's primary. Instead, I'm voting for Barack Obama in November. Because when you look through the mist of all the hyperbole and nonsense, you'll quickly come to realize that Obama is the truest conservative candidate of them all, in more of a Goldwater way than a Reagan way.” - Return to Previous Page
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