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Allen West says communists aren't the only ones hiding out in the Democratic party
4/28/2012 10:17 AM Matt Rock -
Freshman Florida Congressman Allen West, who recently made headlines with the shocking allegation that around 80 members of the Democratic Party are communists, is at it again today, announcing on an early morning radio talk show program in Florida that “an unknown number of Democrats” in the House and Senate, as well as “nearly half” of Gubernatorial and Mayoral Democrats throughout the United States, have secrets they're hiding as well.
“I know of at least three congressmen that are illegal aliens,” West claimed during his radio interview. “There are also eight or nine Democrats that get together pretty regularly to watch soccer. Soccer! Another dozen or so are members of the `Capitol Dawson's Creek Fan Club,' and I don't even know how many are vegetarians, but it's more than I'm comfortable with.”
The radio talk show host pointed out there isn't really anything controversial about that, to which Allen audibly smirked, which isn't easy to do. “What, you think that's the worst of it? I haven't even gotten started! One tenured house Democrat runs a prescription drug smuggling cartel. A group of them get together for a week each summer and put on a cock-fighting tournament, which isn't nearly as hilarious as I thought it would be. And a few [pauses to audibly gasp] a few of them aren't even Christian, and they admit that!”
The host then asked West why he wouldn't release any names. “I thought about it, within minutes of finding out all this, actually. But that's when I learned that at least seven or eight prominent Democrats are goblins, henchmen for someone known as `the Dragon Queen,' whose name I've never been able to learn. Apparently, this woman in Congress can transform into a fire-breathing, scaly red dragon, like the ones on the HBO show `Game of Thrones,' but full-grown. I'm close to figuring out who it is. It's either Nancy Pelosi or Barbara Boxer, I think. But I've already said too much. Time to run!” - Return to Previous Page
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