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Trump’s Investigators Uncover Trump's Dark Ancestry
4/30/2011 10:23 PM Smith -
Unofficial presidential candidate, real estate mogul and part-time carnie Donald Trump recently hired the most expensive private investigators on Earth to obtain President Obama’s birth certificate. Annoyed, Obama issued a copy of the certificate himself. Although ... Read More & Comments
Trump Accuses Obama of Being a Martian
4/28/2011 10:22 PM Night Owl -
A person close to potential presidential contender and Hair Club for Men spokesmodel Donald Trump today confirmed that the Donald is in possession of clear and irrefutable evidence that President Obama is an alien. The source, who wishes to remain anonymous because... Read More & Comments
In First Federal Reserve Press Conference Ever, Bernanke's Beard Shines
4/25/2011 10:22 PM J-Bone -
Amidst the hustle and bustle of this year's political and cultural events, including an obnoxiously over-covered royal wedding and the release of a certain (obviously fake) birth certificate, the Federal Reserve made some news of its own.
For the first time ... Read More & Comments
Obama Squanders Millions in Middle Eastern Card Game
4/24/2011 10:18 PM Gonzo -
KABUL, AF--- At the invitation of Afghan president Hamid Karzai, Barack Obama boarded Air Force One and embarked on a red-eye flight to Kabul to meet the Afghan leader for a friendly card game.
“It was an opportunity we couldn't afford to pass up,” Said U.S... Read More & Comments
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Political Week in Review
4/30/2011 10:23 PM Patricia -
Still basking in the glow of his Transparency Award, given in a private, closed door ceremony where the press was not allowed, the president took time out of his busy campaign schedule to hold a brief press conference. After the long awaited release of his much bal... Read More & Comments
Trump Demands DNA Sample From President
4/29/2011 10:22 PM Coyle -
Having now released his long form birth certificate, proving that President Barack Obama was indeed born in the United States, many political experts thought that Donald Trump would move on to more substantial issues. However, the possible Republican nominee for pr... Read More & Comments
Romney Declares Peace "Subjective"
4/26/2011 10:22 PM Ross -
Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney, who recently issued a statement referring to the Obama stimulus package as being among "the biggest peacetime spending binges in American history," today tried to amend his words in order to appease military personnel wh... Read More & Comments
Republican Party Gets New Chairman
4/24/2011 10:22 PM Sissy -
In a surprise move made earlier in the week by the Republican Party, it was announced that Tyron McFarlan would be named the new Chairman of the Republican Party by May 1, 2011.
McFarlan was the Ringmaster for the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circ... Read More & Comments
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