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Schwarzenegger Secret Father of Octomom Children
5/30/2011 8:51 AM Jay -
In a shocking revelation on Saturday, Nadya Suleman the notorious Octomom, admitted that ex-Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger had fathered her eight children and has been secretly supporting the over-ambitious Suleman since she first gave birth to her brood.
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Obama Selects Ray Lewis as New Crime Czar
5/27/2011 7:41 AM Coyle -
President Barack Obama, looking to get tough on crime in the run-up to next year's presidential election, made a surprise announcement yesterday during his tour of Europe when he named Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis as his new crime czar.
This news co... Read More & Comments
Obama On Roll, Plans to Master Interstellar Space Travel “By Next Thursday”
5/26/2011 6:48 AM Ross -
President Obama called a special press conference today to unveil a program that he claims will soon allow all Americans to travel across the Milky Way Galaxy at velocities far exceeding the speed of light, a proposal he calls “easily the most kick-ass thing I’ve d... Read More & Comments
Michele Bachmann: Left Behind?
5/24/2011 6:54 AM Ross -
Representative Michele Bachmann spoke to supporters and the press today about the possibility of running for President, her opposition to funding higher education, her commitment to the creation of "Tax Free Zones," and the deep personal disappointment she feels in... Read More & Comments
Mexico Demands Pre-1848 Border with U.S.
5/21/2011 8:48 AM Coyle -
On the heels of Barack Obama's speech on immigration reform last week, Mexican President Felipe Calderon made clear that acceptance by Mexico of any proposed solution to the immigration problem will require the United States to accept the pre-1848 border between th... Read More & Comments
Politicians Utilize Social Media Just Like the Rest of Us
5/20/2011 7:04 AM Katie -
In an attempt to reach the youth vote in the upcoming Republican primary, former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich announced his candidacy via his Twitter feed. Not to be outdone by Gingrich, other candidates have quickly jumped onto the social media bandwagon. Read More & Comments
Trump Claims Responsibility for Huckabee Withdrawal From GOP Race, Then Drops Out
5/18/2011 11:01 PM Nexus -
Sources close to Donald Trump are claiming the TV and business mogul is taking responsibility for Mike Huckabee’s withdrawal from the GOP presidential bid on the same day that he himself has bowed out from the race. According to an anonymous insider at Trump’s New ... Read More & Comments
Trump to Nation: You're Punk'd!
5/16/2011 1:40 PM Aster -
Donald Trump stunned the nation today with the news that his presumed presidential ambitions were all an elaborate gag to promote his new show, “Donald Trump’s Punk’d.” In a shocking interview this morning on the “Today Show,” Trump admitted to Matt Lauer that he h... Read More & Comments
Trump Declares "I am much blacker than Obama"
5/15/2011 5:03 PM Cali -
Today was no ordinary day at the Denny’s restaurant in Harlem. Billionaire real estate developer, and television celebrity Donald Trump, confirmed today that he will run for the presidency of the United States of America. Trump is the first republican candidate eve... Read More & Comments
Obama's Success in Killing bin Laden Vindicates Bush
5/13/2011 8:18 AM Coyle -
In the aftermath of the special forces operation inside Pakistan that led to the killing of Al-Qaeda terrorist leader Osama bin Laden, administration officials of former President George W. Bush quickly pointed out that the operation was possible only because of th... Read More & Comments
Cash for Cans, Bill will Help National Debt with Aluminum Can Drive
5/11/2011 4:24 PM Karl -
Nancy Pelosi introduced an amendment to the house budget bill that will allow congress and their staff to recycle aluminum as a source of revenue. “We all drink out of cans, and I know my office has many just going to waste in the trash cans. This will bring in tho... Read More & Comments
Obama to Find bin Laden Corpse and Take it on U.S. Tour
5/9/2011 7:22 PM Frank -
Since the announced killing of terrorist leader Osama bin Laden, several skeptics have called for evidence to prove it. Many say the U.S. should release photos or video of bin Laden's corpse.
President Barack Obama announced today that he will do one better... Read More & Comments
Osama Bin Laden's Secret Life Bidding on Penny Auction Sites
5/5/2011 10:23 PM Javier -
Along with the rest of the globe, the United States came to hear about the death of Osama bin Laden, the mastermind of the deadliest terror attack on American soil in its history, on May 1, 2011. In a nearly decade long manhunt, U.S. Navy SEALS and the CIA located ... Read More & Comments
Obama Birth Records Prove He is Caucasian
5/3/2011 10:23 PM Gladdys -
The official birth records of President Obama show that he was born to white parents who later converted to African Americanism when he was still a young boy, Donald Trump announced during a hastily convened press conference in New York this morning.
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Earth Fails to Explode After U.S. Reaches Debt Limit
5/31/2011 8:25 AM Coyle -
When the United States reached its federal debt ceiling of $14.3 trillion this week, Americans looked on in horror as they awaited the catastrophic consequences that would wreak havoc upon the world. However, despite the dire prognostications by many of the leading... Read More & Comments
Obama Worried Administration Will "Jump the Shark" with Death of bin Laden
5/28/2011 7:19 AM Katie -
President Barack Obama is worried he may have been hasty in ordering the killing of Osama bin Laden.
“Don’t misunderstand,” Obama said in a press conference Friday. “This is a great victory for the United States, but where do we go from here? What plot can w... Read More & Comments
Kathy Hochul Victory Causes Gingrich to Reverses Position Again
5/26/2011 2:30 PM Coyle -
After a shocking electoral defeat in upstate New York, where Democrat Kathy Hochul used voter angst over Republican proposals to change the Medicare system to win a House seat in a traditionally conservative congressional district, Republican presidential candidate... Read More & Comments
Body of bin Laden Washes Ashore in India
5/25/2011 7:43 AM Coyle -
In an embarrassing incident for the United States Navy, the corpse of al-Qaeda terrorist leader Osama bin Laden washed ashore along the coast of India yesterday morning, prompting a series of accusations across Washington about how such an incident could have occur... Read More & Comments
Time To Return to Home Planet, Schwarzenegger Says
5/23/2011 8:50 AM Gonzo -
After shocking the world last week when he revealed he had fathered an illegitimate child over a decade ago and then covered it up, former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger expressed regret. “I wish I did not have to do it the way it was done, but if someon... Read More & Comments
Gingrich Blames Neighbor's Kid for Medicare Mix-Up
5/20/2011 10:43 PM Floyd -
Stung by the intense criticism leveled at his characterization of Republican Congressman Paul Ryan’s Medicare plan as “right-wing social engineering” Newt Gingrich yesterday tried to put the controversy behind him by insisting that the plan he had referred to was n... Read More & Comments
Congress Announces Home Depot Run to Tackle Debt Ceiling
5/19/2011 12:45 PM Nexus -
After months of partisan bickering, leaders of Congress agreed this week to take a trip to the Washington-area Home Depot to buy supplies to finally tackle the debt ceiling project they've been putting off.
The government's goal is to raise the debt ceiling... Read More & Comments
White House to Hold Weekly Bin Laden Speech
5/17/2011 6:23 PM Coyle -
Follow his “60 Minutes” interview, the White House has announced that President Obama will be holding weekly Sunday night speeches for the press corps in order to continually reiterate the fact that al-Qaeda terrorist leader Osama bin Laden is still in fact dead. Read More & Comments
Obama Proposes Bike Subsides to Reduce Gas Prices
5/16/2011 7:29 AM Coyle -
With gas prices over $4 a gallon across the country, President Barack Obama has offered his latest solution to stem the price increase: bicycle subsidies. The proposal, nicknamed “Swag for Schwinns” by its proponents in the White House, would offer tax credits of u... Read More & Comments
Trump Vows to Locate Elusive "Bat Boy"
5/14/2011 8:38 AM Ross -
Prominent media and real estate mogul Donald Trump today announced that he would be launching an investigation into the wherabouts of fabled tabloid creature Bat Boy, a "half man, half bat" who was previously believed to have been the creation of Dick Kulpa. former... Read More & Comments
President Obama Creates Commission on Commission
5/12/2011 10:49 PM Coyle -
In a speech yesterday at the White House, President Barack Obama announced the creation of a commission that would provide recommendations on the recommendations of the recently created Joe Biden Deficit Task Force. Tentatively named the Joe Biden Deficit Task Forc... Read More & Comments
Presidental Dog: Purebred or Pure Fraud
5/10/2011 1:01 PM Kae -
Concerned with preserving the bloodline standards established by his organization, Dennis Sprung, President and CEO of the American Kennel Club, initiated a movement requesting the White House reveal the registration papers of First Dog Bo Obama and WikiLeaks has r... Read More & Comments
Job Growth in April Due to Increase 'Sex Trade' Careers
5/9/2011 7:47 AM Javier -
Economists found themselves pleasantly surprised on May 6, 2011, when the United States Labor Department released the April job report which showed that the economy added 244,000 jobs to the market. That number is much higher than the initial estimate of 185,000 th... Read More & Comments
Trump Challenges Obama to Prove He is a Man
5/4/2011 10:23 PM Jake -
President Obama, today, reluctantly released his birth certificate for public scrutiny. He had been challenged by Donald Trump, on more than one occasion, to produce the President's birth certificate to prove to Americans that he was legally born on United States s... Read More & Comments
Obama and Bush Argue Over Credit for Osama Killing
5/2/2011 10:23 PM Karl -
President Obama announced Monday at a nationally carried news conference that Public Enemy #1, Osama bin Laden was killed on the evening of Sunday, May first in celebration of his annual May Day celebration. He stated he wanted to have it done a month prior, but he... Read More & Comments
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